What's your best story of you or someone else trying to be sneaky and failing miserably?

Oh I got a good one. This happened like 3 months ago.

So my friend had texted me that night saying there was supposed to be a party and that I just had to come. So I was like "Aight" and tried to figure out how to get outta the house without waking my parents. My smart self was like "yea the window makes sense." Yea so I climbed out the window before realizing I'd have to jump from it. (Two story house.) So there I jumped and ended up landing on my ankle and twisting it. That then caused me to scream in pain waking up my mum. She just walked outside to see me laying on the front driveway.