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When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Whatdya call a frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope

I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.

Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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